we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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