she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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