at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My life is pants optional.
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