I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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