oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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