I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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