I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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