he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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