but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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