So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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