It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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