I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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