Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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