do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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