Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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