So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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