So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he was CRYING into my vagina
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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