So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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