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Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You were trust falling into bushes
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