you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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