are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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