dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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