they need to just BURY HIM!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
not ubering you a puppy
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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