yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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