Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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Welp...herpes.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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