I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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