And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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