you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize