No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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