All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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