help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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