East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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