Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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