her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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