Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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