Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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