I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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