we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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