Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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