I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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