In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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