Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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