Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
is that a dick in a sweater?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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