did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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