I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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