He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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