do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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