Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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