That's intense
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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