Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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